Taking Sides: Boat Shoe Core

Quickly, before we start, a Google search:
Results 1 – 10 of about 28,500 for vampire weekend boat shoes. (0.31 seconds)
doorknobs: i’ve almost exclusively listened to vampire weekend today
doorknobs: i think i’m officially ostracized from cool kid club
Tyco Nightglow: guh
Tyco Nightglow: I bet you’re feeling very happy and twee
doorknobs: not particularly twee, but happy, yes
Tyco [...]

I’m Bad. (I’m Back.) I’m Mad. (I’m Strapped.)

Yup.
This will be the second time this blog has incorporated or mentioned fat sayer-of-words Rick Ross. Which is a little weird since tonight represents the first time I’ve actually sat down and listened to the man. (Yes, this is what I am doing at 11:05PM on a Monday night. At age 26. [...]